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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody
“Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored.
"Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.”
William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody
tags: humor
“I do not make love, Miss Bennet," he had told her."I bonk. I have it off. I get my end way, I rodger, I boff.”
William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody
tags: love, sex
“Mr Bennet sat taciturn, staring at his magazine and waiting for the invention of television.”
William Codpiece Thwackery, Fifty Shades of Mr Darcy: A Parody

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