Rob Dircks > Quotes

“Remember our new motto, dude: ‘Shit’s crazy. Don’t ask.’” ”
― Rob Dircks, Where the Hell is Tesla?

“Even when you’ve given up on life, annoying sounds are annoying sounds and must be dealt with. ”
― Rob Dircks, Where the Hell is Tesla?

“(Official Interdimensional Travel Observation #2: you’d think that meeting yourself in another dimension would cause a total freak-out of the infinite order, pants-pissing, screaming, etc. But it’s the total opposite: weirdly calming. Like “Hey bro, I know you! Let’s go get a beer.”) But”
― Rob Dircks, Where the Hell is Tesla?

“My fear of death has gone from constant to nearly constant. I suppose that’s an improvement.”
― Rob Dircks, The Wrong Unit

“Her cute little feet in those ratty flip-flops that she won’t throw away. It’s all glowing.”
― Rob Dircks, Where the Hell is Tesla?

“Human parenting requires one to be insane, and it would be illogical to publish Guidelines to Human Insanity.”
― Rob Dircks, The Wrong Unit

“Human parenting requires one to be insane, and it would be illogical to publish Guidelines to Human Insanity.   But I will attempt at least a single parenting guideline: Is the little human still breathing? Then whatever you’re doing is good enough.”
― Rob Dircks, The Wrong Unit

“Unfortunately, autonomy also breeds curiosity, which can be stronger than self-preservation. Illogical.”
― Rob Dircks, The Wrong Unit