Sariah Wilson > Quotes

“Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both of us.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“Maybe I should ask Awkward if it wanted to go to the masquerade with me since lately we seemed to be spending so much time together.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“Women should come with instruction manuals.” “Why? That would be totally pointless. I’ve lived with three men my entire life, and I’ve never once seen you guys read instructions.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck

“He wasn't having me try on a glass slipper, but for some strange reason, I finally understood exactly why Cinderella ran off with the prince after having only known him for one night. Having a hot guy kneeling in front of you is sort of intoxicating.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“happiness doesn’t leave scars.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“A girl could get used to a guy who made her feel like she could take over the world.”
― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid

“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I'd like to know what you're thinking right now."
"I'm not telling you. That's why I didn't say it out loud. Because that's how thingking works."
Chase laughed. "Sometimes in interviews they ask you what superpower you'd like to have. I used to choose being able to read people's minds. Then Facebook happend, and I got over that.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“It’s easier for women to believe in magic because we have the ability to make life and carry it inside us. We’re already magic. And it is a magic no man will ever understand.”
― Sariah Wilson, A Tribute of Fire

“The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips #Chase”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“I’m not single but in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, who lives in the future.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Awestruck

“If she were on fire and I had a glass of water, I would drink it.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“A warrior who sweats more in training bleeds less in war.”
― Sariah Wilson, A Tribute of Fire

“Speaking of scents, we’ve been discussing insects this week and I learned a certain type of orb-weaver spider puts out a scent that smells just like a female moth in heat in order to attract and trap male moths. It made me wonder what my lure scent would be. You know, the thing that would make me fly blindly to my death. I think it would probably be warm apple cider and cinnamon sugar doughnuts.”
― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid

“I'd tried to explain to her that she needed to stop seeing the world through pretty-girl glasses. It skewed her perspectives.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“Okay, I know it's weird, but whenever I watch a movie like this and someone goes underwater, I hold my breath to see if I would have survived."
"It's not weird. I do that too. But I almost died watched Finding Nemo.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“Sometimes you’ll have a healthy plant where a stem or leaves have died. The plant’s instinct is to divert all of its energy to restoring the lost parts, which inhibits its growth. And so, as the gardener, you have to cut those pieces away so that there can be new leaves, new flowers, new life. Sometimes you have to brush away the parts of your life that no longer serve you so that you can move forward.”
― Sariah Wilson, A Tribute of Fire

“nothing truly great came from a comfort zone.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Awestruck

“Most artists weren't famous until they died (mostly because once they'd died they couldn't create any more art, so it would make it more valuable).”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“Whenever you feel like you need to run, know that I’ll always understand. And that I’ll come and find you.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Paid Bridesmaid

“Nobody gets married thinkng it won't work. They get married because they have hope it will.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“common sense was like deodorant. The people who needed it most never had it.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Chemistry of Love

“(after some jerk named FICA took most of my money)”
― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid

“I suddenly felt all girly and giggly, which was a complete foreign feeling. If I started twirling my hair, I was going to have Trent shoot me.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“I jumped at the sound of my last name. I get started frequently, because I spent most of my time in my own head. With Jake. Reality was not nearly as much fun.”
― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

“Courage can only exist in the same space that fear does.”
― Sariah Wilson, A Tribute of Fire

“came to ask me why all the Cs in Pacific Ocean are pronounced differently. She’s so smart.”
― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid

“Every time I thought I couldn’t possibly love him more, he did something to prove me wrong.”
― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck

“So this Tyler guy wants someone to live in his apartment who will clean up after him, look after his dog, and not have sex with him. Don’t they usually call those people wives?”
― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid