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“If your life has no problems, you're not really living it.”
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“If you always say no, you'll never say yes.”
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“Kill a fly in the past and it may drastically change your future.”
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“Love is like a fart. It's warm, unpredictable. And sometimes it stinks, but it can also be the best feeling in the world. That's why I'm so happy that I passed you that day. I know now...I fart you”
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“I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer not to. Stay sober my friends.”
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“If you are anything like me, that sucks.”
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“If life has no problems you're not really living it.”
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“I’ve always set my expectations low and then been pleasantly surprised when a video did well. I’ve found that this is the best way to avoid being disappointed: Lowball yourself in life, and you’ll be fine.”
― How to Write Good
― How to Write Good
“If you've never been lazy and done things the easy way, you're probably not that smart.”
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“I knew I had one last shot to win this battle. It was risky, but it’s all I had left. The Tri-Beam Offensive. A last-resort tactic I had developed over the years, in which I attack from three different angles: Sympathy, Health, and Education. It had a low success rate, but at this point I was desperate. 'It’s not like I’m gonna get better anyway, plus I have a headache, and I have a lot a lot of homework!”
― How to Write Good
― How to Write Good
“if your life has no problem, you are not really living it”
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“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends”
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“Without weird people in this world, life is gonna be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles.”
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