Joe Wenke > Quotes

“God’s decision to flood the entire earth and kill everybody and everything is without a doubt far and away the greatest single act of genocide in the history of the world. It makes you wonder what God thought of the pathetic attempts of Hitler, Stalin and Mao to compete in the genocidal sweepstakes. They may have slaughtered millions, but there were still plenty of people left when they were done.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible

“Fruit—it’s one of the weirdest motifs in the Old Testament.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible

“How does the capacity to do evil exist, if that capacity is not within the creator as well? It’s just not possible. The fruit that Adam and Eve eat is from “the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.” Interesting. So according to Genesis the knowledge of good and evil existed before Adam and Eve ate the fruit and thereby gained access to that knowledge, and if the knowledge of good and evil existed, then good and evil existed as well, and it all came from God, the creator. Obviously. Also, God didn’t have to unleash suffering and death on everybody who ever lives forever and ever until the end of the world because two people ate a piece of fruit. He just felt like it.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible

“But hey, what’s the big deal? Nothing’s perfect, including the Bible.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible

“They say the Bible is perfect, but it appears that God needs an editor.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible

“Fear God. Based on everything we’ve seen of God in the Old Testament, this is pretty good advice. God is jealous. God is angry. God is crazy. If he thinks you’re messing around with other gods or doing anything he doesn’t like, he’ll kill you as soon as look at you—and not just you but your whole family and all of your livestock, too.”
― Joe Wenke, You Got To Be Kidding: The Cultural Arsonist's Literal Reading of the Bible