Chris Ballard > Quotes

“Now, granted, Howard doesn't fit the conventional psychological profile of a rebounder - that of the no-nonsense, utilitarian "dirty work" specialist. Rather, this is a guy who sings Beyoncé at the free throw line, who quotes not Scarface but Finding Nemo, whose idea of humor is ordering 10 pizzas to be delivered to another player's hotel room, or knocking on teammates' doors and sprinting off down the hall, giggling. He goofs around during practice, during press conferences and during team shootarounds, for which Magic coach Stan Van Gundy has had to institute a no-flatulence rule because, as teammate Rashard Lewis says, "Dwight really likes to cut the cheese.”
― Chris Ballard, The Art of a Beautiful Game: The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA

“so well”
― Chris Ballard, One Shot at Forever: A Small Town, an Unlikely Coach, and a Magical Baseball Season

“For proof, I present Tom Amberry, a retired podiatrist who lives in Southern California. In 1993, at the age of 71, Amberry set a Guinness World Record by sinking 2,750 consecutive free throws. That is not a typo”
― Chris Ballard, The Art of a Beautiful Game: The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA