Al Jourgensen > Quotes

“Whoever's drunkest gets on the drums.”
― Al Jourgensen

“grabbed handfuls of carrots, celery, and rolled-up ham. Then I dropped my pants and shoved all this stuff up my ass. I looked like a fucking peacock. I must have had a twelve-inch plume of deli tray food coming out of my ass. I turned around and charged at them backward. That’s called a flying ham sandwich—you shove food up your ass and charge somebody. They”
― Al Jourgensen, Ministry: The Lost Gospels According to Al Jourgensen

“When we used to play “Stigmata” I would leave halfway through the song so I could get down to the dressing room and have a nice quiet drink by myself while the band was still playing onstage. That night I finished my vocal parts, slammed the mic down on the ground, and”
― Al Jourgensen, Ministry: The Lost Gospels According to Al Jourgensen

“left to navigate the treacherous stairs of the Ritz and have a moment of peace. I get to my dressing room, and there are these three wankers with mullets drinking my beer. I said, “How did you get down here?” and they said, “We’re Metallica.” And then they turned away from me. I said, “Okay, this is my dressing room. Why are you still here? Scramtallica.” They told me to fuck off, which was the wrong thing to do. I grabbed my deli tray, looked at these arrogant fuckers, and”
― Al Jourgensen, Ministry: The Lost Gospels According to Al Jourgensen