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“My mama used to tell me, ‘Religion is like your pecker. Don’t ever show it to anyone who don’t ask to see it first.”
― C.B. Bernard, Small Animals Caught in Traps: A Novel
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“That old bastard couldn’t catch a cold in a kindergarten.”
― C.B. Bernard, Small Animals Caught in Traps: A Novel
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