V. St. Clair > Quotes

“Cinder was the only dragon Hayden had ever seen who could look dignified even with a rubber weasel in his mouth.”
― V. St. Clair, The Other Prism

“I'm much too smart to be organized.”
― V. St. Clair, The Other Prism

“Creative problem solving is not necessarily tantamount to cheating.”
― V. St. Clair, Cave of Nightmares

“Pride is often our last bastion of comfort when all else abandons us.”
― V. St. Clair, The Schism

“There's always room for dessert--it goes into a separate compartment or something.”
― V. St. Clair, The Other Prism

“Tests are supposed to have right and wrong answers.”
― V. St. Clair, Forest of Illusions

“What idiot told you the law was concerned with morality?”
― V. St. Clair, The Schism

“You laid your toothbrush down in my school bag? In what dimension does that make sense?”
― V. St. Clair, Fall of Kings

“You act like the sorcerers are invading the continent for the sole joy of hunting me down and lobbing me off of tall objects.”
― V. St. Clair, Forest of Illusions

“It appears that you've discovered a way to turn common objects into...mushrooms.”
― V. St. Clair, The Schism

“Hayden still liked to think he was more normal than Bonk, who once choked on a soap cake for no good reason.”
― V. St. Clair, Forest of Illusions