Sarah O'Rourke > Quotes

“I have zero fuckin’ interest in bein’ your plaything, babe.  I’m not a trained monkey; I won’t scratch your itch just because you twitch your delectable ass in my direction,” he warned, palming her throbbing buttock and squeezing forcefully.  “Friends with benefits,” he sneered at her, “isn’t going to happen for us.  You want my cock…you take my heart, too.  It’s a mother-fuckin’ package deal,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Tangled Hearts

“You tore my panties off,” she choked, shocked by his ardor. “Mmmmm, can’t eat your candy if it’s still in the wrapper, darlin’,” he returned,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“feel your sweet body against mine and know I can die a happy man if you’re who I get to hold when I leave this world. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“Damn, but the man looked like a tall drink of water on a hot summer’s day.  Unfortunately, she knew that a single sip of that water would probably send her headlong into the local ER with a bad case of cholera or something equally hideous. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“C’mon, universe!  Tell me, where the heck have all the good guys gone?  Where the flip is my happily ever after, dammit?”   “It appears the universe might be a little too busy to answer your questions right now, but as a bona fide, card carrying member of the Paradise Good Guy Club, maybe I can help you with finding that happily-ever-after you seem to be missing, Pretty Lady.  Especially if the view from the front of you is as dazzling as the one I’m getting of you from behind,” a deep, smooth voice drawled from behind Carolina. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Claimed

“Listen, lady,” he said, addressing Ms. Simmons, “I’ve been a doctor for a long time, and never once have I heard a vagina say meow!  ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“Any man that takes longer than his girlfriend to get ready for a date is not the kind of guy you need in your life. Besides,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Claimed

“A vision that was currently living in the land of denial if she thought she’d ever belong to anybody but him. Licking”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Claimed

“Oh, Mackie Poo, not everybody wishes they could be the sole inhabitant of their own planet. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“It’s ironic really.  You all look like you just went through a war, but it was one that you asked for.  That whole ‘be careful what you wish for’ really does work, doesn’t it?”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Man of Honor

“She’s my oxygen, man.  Without her, I’m suffocating in an airless world,” Zeke confessed raggedly.  “I know I gotta hang on for her, though.  I gotta hang on because you can bet your ass that she’s hanging on for me.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Man of Honor

“Proposing would indicate I made a request that you could refuse if you took a notion.  I ain’t doing that shit.  I’m goin’ with makin’ an irrefutable statement instead.  You listening?  Here it is.  You’re marryin’ me, Harmony McKinnon, and makin’ a completely honest man out of me.   We’re not doing that half-assed livin’ in sin bullshit for any longer than the six weeks it takes you to plan our wedding which I know you can do because you’re a kickass wedding planner.  We’re doing this shit up right and proper, and I’m not given you a chance to say no to me.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“Silly, that’s ‘cause the elves are still makin’ toys.  Ev’rybody knows this is the elveseses busiest time of year.  Were you ever a kid, Dr. Mack?  Didn’t anybody ever ‘splain the rules to you?”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“Both make you pissy as a horny rooster that’s been locked out of the henhouse.” “There’s”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Wed by Wednesday

“You worry about pleasin’ me, and I’ll worry about pleasin’ you.  The rest of the world can go to hell,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Wed by Wednesday

“I hardly think anybody should book a church yet, you overly confident redneck!  This isn’t the Old West.  You can’t just walk up to a woman and claim her.  It’s just not done,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Claimed

“Her eyes… Honor’s eyes had been vacant for so long, Jake.  It was almost like she didn’t even live in her body anymore after what happened.  But that kick… it was like Heaven woke her up.  She woke us both up,” she shared in a watery voice.  “I can still hear Honor’s voice that night, Jake.  She said, ‘That’s our baby, Harmony.  She’s ours, not his.  We fought a band of demons for her, and they got their pounds of flesh from both of us in payment.  But Harmony, we got her.  She’s our reward.  She’s the prize we earned for surviving hell.  Don’t let the memory of a bad man take that miracle from both of us.  That baby you’re carrying is proof that there really is a Heaven.’.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“But, you should know that if I find out any of these sweet ladies are bein’ mistreated, your rivalry with Zeke will feel like a week at the beach compared to the hell I bring down on your head.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Man of Honor

“I want the beautiful, brave survivor that agreed to have dinner with me tonight even though it was against every instinct she had.  I want a woman courageous enough to go face down a fuckin’ monster because he dared put her sister in the crosshairs of danger.  I want the mother that even though she’d been abused and terrorized by her shit of an ex-husband had the balls to bring a child into the world on her own and raise that little girl to be the sweetest, most loving little angel I’ve ever met.  Jesus, darlin’, why can’t you see it?  You’re damn near perfect.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“Have you seen the ass on that man?  You could bounce a quarter off him and make yourself fifty cents!”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“You did good, Mistah Jake,” Heaven said with a giggle.  “You gotted Momma purty flowers and me a teddy and a movie.  Momma,” the little girl announced, “We is gonna keep him, ‘kay?”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“Harmony, baby, it’s a good fuckin’ night – no pun intended - when a man realizes that the best he’s ever had is the last he’ll ever have.  So, yeah, you were more than worth the wait.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“I’ve heard all about you.”  She nodded.  “Abel said that a smokin’ hot broody guy had hitched his cart to Harmony’s wagon.  Usually his descriptions aren’t so accurate.  I am impressed.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Hard as Stone

“Birds gotta fly, and cow’s gotta shit, Orla.  On a farm, it’s as natural as breathing for these animals,” Jethro returned with an unconcerned shrug. Staring at the cow in horror, Orla shuddered.  “Well, that was just plain rude!” she declared, feeling mildly traumatized… possibly more from the smell than the actual act itself. “I’ll register your complaint with the head heifer in charge. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Wed by Wednesday

“You really do love me a lot, don’t you?” she asked in a small voice. “So much that I ache with it, Honor.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Man of Honor

“I wasn’t expecting a BOOM. I honestly thought I’d be happy for a mild pop or two.”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Until Sunrise

“Like hell I will.  Where you lead, I follow, Kitten.  Whether it’s to the hospital, into the pits of Hell, or straight through the Pearly Gates of Heaven, I am always going to be one step behind you.  You’re never gonna get away from me, Honor.  Never.  Understand?”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Man of Honor

“I think we both know that I haven’t been a kid for quite some time, Mother McKinnon.” “And yet, when you open your mouth lately, all I hear is a spoiled little boy that’s determined to avoid his most important chore,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Wed by Wednesday

“If you wanna keep insisting on a chat so badly, I’m gonna need something to lubricate my conversational wheels,” she returned a little breathlessly as her hand tried to reach the clear bottle toward the back of the cabinet.  “So…” “So, I need the help of my three favorite conversationalists,” she bit out, her hand blindly feeling for the familiar bottle. Cal raised an eyebrow, his hands going to his hips.  “Three conversationalists, huh?” he snorted. “Yes,” she snapped.  “Jim, Jack, and their immigrant friend, Jose Cuervo, speak my language and Jose gets downright chatty after the third shot,” she informed him, smiling as she pulled down the last bottle and lined them up on the counter. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Tangled Hearts

“You’ve eaten chicken, right?” he tried to reason with her. “Well, yes.  But never one I knew personally,”
― Sarah O'Rourke, Wed by Wednesday