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“Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.”
Garry Shandling
“I have such poor vision I can date anybody”
Garry Shandling
“What I want at my funeral is an actual boxing referee to do a count, and at five, just wave it off and say 'He's not getting up.”
Garry Shandling
“The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. The answers are in the silence. Monks set themselves on fire to protest and to make this point. Just consider it.”
Garry Shandling
“Fame, many possessions, good reputation cannot go with you when you die.”
Garry Shandling, It's Garry Shandling's Book

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