Dennis Diamond > Quotes

“I can’t believe you said that.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Why I am talking to a zombie?” I wondered aloud.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Has your gut feeling ever let you down?” “Uh, I’d rather not answer that.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“I went into a digging frenzy, attacking the stone with my wooden pickaxe.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 2 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“She was pretty badass with that sword and good company as well.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“A huge army of creepers was swarming up the hill toward us, headed by the familiar figure of the baby creeper king sitting on his throne carried by four other baby creepers. “You have got to be kidding me,” I groaned. “Not again.” “You know these creatures?” “Unfortunately, yes. And he’s out for revenge by the looks of it.” The creeper baby king’s face was focused on mine, quivering and red. His eyes bulged. He jabbed his stumpy little hand in my direction. “I don’t think we should hang around to say hello,”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 4 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Jeff exhaled a long breath. “I need your help, Jeff.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“And I wish you all the best on your mission, noob.” He smiled. “You too…noob.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“But nothing. Had I imagined it? Was I going crazy?”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“He has waiting for the leader to get poofed somehow.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 4 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“I stopped and stared at him. I knew nothing about areas. “How many villages have you attacked already?” “This was our fifty-fifth.” “What? Fifty-five villages? All dead?” He nodded again. “Except for those people who managed to run away in time.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“They were going in all directions like crazy. I rubbed my eyes. “Mom, what’s going on?” No answer.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Let's go up to Happy Balls." "Please do not call it that,”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“save your mom?” “Oh, yes, sorry I should have started off with that. Thanks to you, I managed to do that, “I said, a big happy grin taking over my face.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“I learnt it in school. You should have too.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 4 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“My nom used to be smart, I thought sadly.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Ender balls,”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 4 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“you like, you may call me—” BOOM.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“He gripped the bards of the jail cell and rattled them.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 3 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Five minutes, my ass,” she muttered.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“Oh, yes, sorry I should have started off with that. Thanks to you, I managed to do that, “I said, a big happy grin taking over my face.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“The one that always come s third place.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“Sorry, I said. But ooh, this was a tough idea for me to get my head around. My only consolation was that if Lila was in my class too it wouldn’t be so bad.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“I thought you said he left you for poofed.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“I felt I was starting to go crazy. Or was I already crazy? Who knew? ”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“She ignore us peering in through the window at her. My heart sank as I watched her.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“some bread, apples and the never-ending soup.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 5 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“I wondered what would happen if Billy turned completely human.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I, Books 1-10: A collection of unofficial Minecraft adventure books

“She got struck by lightning, became a witch, nobody liked her. Then she gave me these flowers to say goodbye. She said it was easier this way. I didn’t understand what she meant. Next day, she was gone.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I - Book 3 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection

“The zombie stood in the middle of the room. With my underwear on his face. Stupidly, I wanted to laugh.”
― Dennis Diamond, Zombie Boy & I (An Unofficial Minecraft Book): Zombie Boy & I Collection