J.P. Sloan > Quotes

“time to time, someone will tell me something so patently unbelievable that I manage not to understand the words as they’re spoken. This usually leads to my blathering something incredibly insensitive or incongruous which makes me look like a tremendous jackass. This was one of those moments.”
― J.P. Sloan, The Curse Merchant

“It's a date." Ches stepped inside, leaving my bewildered face mug-deep in coffee. It was. It was totally a date. How did this even happen?”
― J.P. Sloan, The Curse Servant

“God, Sarah. No. Just, no. I'm not talking money. I don't want your money. You think you can buy true power? You can't. If you could, history would be written by the practitioners." 'So, what then?" Here it was. "Your soul, Sarah. The price is your soul.”
― J.P. Sloan, The Curse Merchant

“On my way home, I stopped at a bottle shop and picked up a twelve pack of the boring beer they carried. Once more night of boring... then I was going to kick a few skulls in.”
― J.P. Sloan, The Curse Merchant

“The day had been a bag of pissed off cats, and I wasn’t feeling particularly good about myself at that moment.”
― J.P. Sloan, The Curse Servant