Amanda M. Lee > Quotes

“Shemar Moore is so hot,” Clove laughed. “He is. They should make the entire show about him solving cases with his shirt off.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“No. She’s definitely crazy. She’s still family, though, and in this family we don’t chastise the crazy, we embrace them and love them for their eccentricities.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“Okay, here’s the situation. We live in a world where the paranormal exist. Not vampires (sorry, sparkly Robert Pattinson fans). Not werewolves (sorry, randy Joe Manganiello fans). Not zombies (sorry, gritty Norman Reedus fans). Not mummies (sorry … hmm, there have never been any hot mummies in pop culture, have there?). But other things do exist. Reapers. Witches. Fairies. Wraiths.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“Please, this family doesn’t have a tact gene,” she argued. “We’ve got a busybody gene, a cooking gene, a petulant gene. The tact gene just didn’t skip our entire generation; it skipped our entire gene pool.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“I take power from their disdain. I have become what they truly fear – empowered.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“We have a no-assholes policy,” Aunt Tillie said. “You don’t pass muster.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Life's a Witch

“High school is for losers,” Sam said. “Popularity is a figment of people’s imagination. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter who was prom queen. It doesn’t matter who was the class geek. It just doesn’t matter. Do you want to know why it doesn’t matter?” Not really. I was starting to feel a little silly. “It doesn’t matter because who you are in high school has nothing to do with who you really are,” Sam said. “It has nothing to do with who you grow up to be. You’re awesome. Clove and Thistle are awesome. Thistle is mean, but she’s still awesome. I don’t give a rat’s ass who you were in high school. The only one who cares who you were in high school is you.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck

“It’s really scary what things get passed from one generation to the next – like lying.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“I figure the fewer people who like me, the fewer times I’ll get stopped for inane chatter in the checkout line. “You”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch

“I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“You can’t be done with men. You’re too sarcastic to be a lesbian. None of them would ever put up with you.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings

“Never tell a man he’s right,” Aunt Tillie ordered. “It goes to their head. Both heads.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star

“She kept running around and yelling that she was being haunted by an angry stick figure from hell.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“She’s evil,” Thistle confirmed. “It’s what keeps her young.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck

“What’s a Brony?” Landon knitted his eyebrows in confusion. “A grown man that is obsessed with My Little Pony.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Sometimes I love the way Clove’s mind works. “At least have sex with him before you ask if he’s a drug dealer,” she added. “If you do it beforehand, that could make the sex really weird.” Sometimes Clove’s mind is a frightening place – like a house of mirrors at a carnival, or a bag full of really angry cats.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“She’s a different kind of evil,” Thistle explained, deadly serious. “Lila is the kind of evil that tries to suck your soul. She feeds on you. She tries to make you weaker so she can swoop in and peck your eyes out while you only have the strength to sit there and let her.” “Nice visual,” Landon deadpanned. “Aunt Tillie is the kind of evil that wants to get her own way no matter what,” Thistle said. “Lila wants that, too, but they go about it in different ways. Aunt Tillie wants to crush her enemies. She doesn’t want to feed off of them. She doesn’t need their strength. She has more than enough of her own.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck

“It’s fun to be the crazy old lady in the paisley crop pants and flip flops in the middle of winter. You should try it when you get a chance. People live in fear when they think you’re living in La-La Land.”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch

“The second she saw Lila, her façade slipped. “Be gone, demon!”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck

“At a certain point, your insistence on having everything you want exactly how you want it makes you a spoiled brat.”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch

“There’s nothing worse than expecting to get the moon but getting only a star.”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch

“Yes, I did.” If you’re going to lie, commit to the act and don’t even think about abandoning it.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can

“Karma is a bitch. And yours is starting to show.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“You can’t kill evil. It only grows and grows until it eats us all.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star

“He looked like he had been expecting a warmer greeting – like me stripping naked and jumping him in the town square or something.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked

“One of the greatest perks in my life is shirking any and all adult responsibility.”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch

“Oh, God,” Jerry said, smacking the side of his face with his hand. “Does it burn when you pee? Did Detective Dinglefritz give you the clap?” It”
― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings

“I only read the newspaper,” he growled. “I don’t watch television news. That’s not really news.” “What is it?” “Reality television.” I worked my jaw. Oddly, given some of the cable news stations these days and the way they covered things, he had a point.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Follow the Crumbs

“I hated it when they thought they knew everything. I loathed it, though, when I thought they were right.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Her name tag read “Lily Harper Hart,”
― Amanda M. Lee, The Megalodon Mix-Up