G. Arthur Brown > Quotes

“This is a fucking outrage! No son of mine isn't going to suck my dick! Get out of my sight, you dirty freak. I'll never forgive your mother for stepping into a cloud of CHEMTRAIL when she was pregnant with you! You are getting above your raising, boy! Makes me so angry I could cum in my own son's mouth!”
― G. Arthur Brown, Chemtrail Chameleon

“I blame the SJW gatekeepers for killing genre and suppressing M*A*S*H parodies.”
― G. Arthur Brown, The Long Night of the Eternal Korean War

“Can imaginary cats urinate into the real world?”
― G. Arthur Brown, Kitten

“I don't mind the barbs of the cat penis.”
― G. Arthur Brown, Kitten

“One Friday Morning, late on a Wednesday night, I was on both sides of the world at once!”
― G. Arthur Brown, Kitten

“When you get really high, you can totally imagine you are in a low budget sci-fi horror movie from the early 70s. It’s so dim that your vision actually seems grainy like cheap film stock. And sometimes you imagine that clumps of the green slime are moving, coming to life, developing appetites that might give them cause to exit their watery prisons and seek out blood-filled flesh on land. Kind of like a low budget sci-fi horror movie from the early 70s. But where were we?”
― G. Arthur Brown, I Like Turtles: The Collected Flashes of G. Arthur Brown

“Art is for fags,” Jackson had said”
― G. Arthur Brown, I Like Turtles: The Collected Flashes of G. Arthur Brown

“Believe in yourself and remember everything I told you,' she said. 'Remember your birthday. Remember some things I didn't even tell you.”
― G. Arthur Brown, Kitten

“There was an age, in the earliest days, where God had acknowledged them, admitted to the Israelites that these other gods existed, but that they were lesser and there should be no gods before him. Later, the policy changed: there is only one God and his name is God. No one else gets to call himself a god, but if you take a huge pay cut, you can be a “demon” or a “nature spirit.” And that’s total bullshit.”
― G. Arthur Brown, God's Mean Older Brother