Erin Johnson > Quotes

“Maybe those two would find a way to work things out—or they’d get into a fang and stake fight on the drive home.”
― Erin Johnson, Tea Die For

“That’s why I’ve switched from beer to whiskey—fewer calories.”
― Erin Johnson, Tea Die For

“you’re dead.” I shot him a flat look. Really? That was how he broke it to her? I knew the guy was terse, but come on.”
― Erin Johnson, Tea Die For

“People would wonder why the poor and disadvantaged didn’t just pull themselves up by the net strings—people who’d never been poor or disadvantaged. What they didn’t realize was that you couldn’t make something out of nothing. And if you had nothing, you needed help from people who had something.”
― Erin Johnson, Pet Psychic Mysteries: Paranormal Cozy Boxset Books 1-4

“those startling mismatched eyes”
― Erin Johnson, Eclairs, Scares & Haunted Home Repairs

“They say love's a game. Yours is hide-and-seek.”
― Erin Johnson, Mermaid Fins, Winds & Rolling Pins

“Yep. I was in love. I may not have had a husband anymore, but maybe I just needed a cat.”
― Erin Johnson, Spelling the Tea

“Snakes. It was a dead body. Not sure what I expected in the coroner’s office, but it was too early for bodies.”
― Erin Johnson, Friday Night Bites

“If one can be happy in confinement, one can be happy in freedom.” “I don’t know if that’s true for all,” I replied. “Confinement provides a sense of safety and reliability that many prefer to making their own decisions without guarantee of protection. That’s why so many submit to a king in the first place.”
― Erin Johnson, Magical Renaissance Faire Mysteries (Books 1-9)

“Wyatt”
― Erin Johnson, Spells & Caramels Magical Mysteries: The Complete Series: Fresh, Funny Magical Mysteries