Kin Hubbard > Quotes

“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit”
― Kin Hubbard

“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
― Kin Hubbard

“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
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“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit. ”
― Kin Hubbard

“Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.”
― Kin Hubbard

“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. ”
― Kin Hubbard

“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”
― Kin Hubbard

“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
― Kin Hubbard

“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
― Kin Hubbard

“We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.”
― Kin Hubbard

“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
― Kin Hubbard

“The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.”
― Kin Hubbard

“The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.”
― Kin Hubbard

“It's no disgrace to be poor, but its might as well be.”
― Kin Hubbard, Abe Martin's Sayings And Velma's Vow

“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.”
― Kin Hubbard

“When a fellow says that it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.”
― Kin Hubbard

“An executive is a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Come good times or bad, there is always a market for things nobody needs.”
― Kin Hubbard

“I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.”
― Kin Hubbard

“It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
― Kin Hubbard

“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”
― Kin Hubbard