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“Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.”
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“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
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“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
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“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
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