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“Tip: Unpopularity is a state of mind. Feel nerdy. Think uncool thoughts. It also helps to use the word “vaginal” a lot.”
Jennifer Ziegler, How Not to Be Popular
“To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.”
Jennifer Ziegler, How Not to Be Popular
“Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out there's no such thing as happily-ever-after.”
Jennifer Ziegler, Sass & Serendipity
“Real life, real love, isn't the way you see it in movies or read about in books.”
Jennifer Ziegler, Sass & Serendipity
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.”
Jennifer Ziegler, How Not to Be Popular
“He'd practically saved her life! It was so....romantic. Just like in fairy tales. Just like Westley saved Buttercup in The Princess Bride. Like Superman saved Lois Lane. Like James Bond saved...well....everyone”
Jennifer Ziegler, Sass & Serendipity

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