Jane Morris > Quotes

“We have a crazy art teacher who brings in insane things for the kids to draw. She went to a farm and rented a goat for them to draw, and it shit all over the hallways.”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

“You should teach in a private school because you believe in the kids too much.”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

“You are like the fluff on the top of a milkshake. When you see a milkshake, it looks full and substantial, but then you realize there is just fluff at the top that is all air. You are like the fluff.”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

“Lacks focus/easily distracted = If a bug flies by the window, your kid is lost for hours”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

“I would just like to add that it is perfectly okay for students to wear animal costumes in class, but hats are strictly forbidden.”
― Jane Morris, Teacher Misery: Helicopter Parents, Special Snowflakes, and Other Bullshit

“If you can’t fix it on your own, it ain’t getting fixed, so learn to ignore it as much as you can.”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

“Several groups of male students were caught punching each other in the testicles with great force during lunch. They claimed they were playing a game called ‘sack tapping.”
― Jane Morris, Teacher Misery: Helicopter Parents, Special Snowflakes, and Other Bullshit

“Life lesson: show respect for those who truly deserve it, not for people you think might do something for you in return.”
― Jane Morris, More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit