Mike Nelson > Quotes

“I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.”
― Mike Nelson, The Encyclopedia of George Carlin Jokes

“It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard, that's our history! We were founded on a very basic double standard: This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.”
― Mike Nelson, The Encyclopedia of George Carlin Jokes

“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
― Mike Nelson, The Encyclopedia of George Carlin Jokes

“I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.”
― Mike Nelson, The Encyclopedia of George Carlin Jokes