Tom Moran > Quotes

“You’d best start believing in ghost stories, Mr Cumberfield,” he stated plainly, leaning forward into the light.  “You’re in one.” I cleared my throat.  “Sorry,” I said.  “That was an exact quote from the film Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.”
― Tom Moran, Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers

“I wrapped the duvet underneath me to form a nice little cocoon, and managed to sleep for perhaps another hour or so, during which time I had a very peculiar dream about a hooded man who chased me around Shepherd’s Bush with a sword made out of breakfast.  And then my dog was barking.”
― Tom Moran, Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers

“say, on average, we spend 33% of our lives sleeping, but we must spend at least 20% choosing.  No word of a lie – I once spent 33 minutes choosing crisps.  Crisps!”
― Tom Moran, Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers

“He is dead now, I assume, as he is not on The Facebook.”
― Tom Moran, Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers

“Roger paced across the room, his dressing gown flapping away and revealing his appendage in split second intervals like some sort of subliminal sausage.  “Will you please tie up your dressing gown?” I said.  “Your John Thomas keeps popping out.”    “I”
― Tom Moran, Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers