Dean MacAllister > Quotes

“Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand.”
― Dean MacAllister

“Until recently I always thought that 'Cat Boarding' was the way America tortured their felines.”
― Dean MacAllister

“I once tried to embrace my inner child, but it got me arrested for grooming.”
― Dean MacAllister

“I would never travel vicariously. Why let someone else have all the fun?”
― Dean MacAllister

“Home is where your feet is.”
― Dean MacAllister