Matt Stanton > Quotes

“Hugo”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Next Level (A Funny Kid Novella): Australian Reading Hour Edition

“All right. Okay. Stay calm. No big deal. Hugo and I are still in our sleeping bags and on our air mattresses. Our air mattresses are just floating out in the middle of the lake. THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE! I quickly go to leap out of my sleeping bag, but of course that just makes the whole air mattress rock and dip wildly, and I suddenly find myself holding on for dear life. This has to be a dream. It must be.”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Prank Wars

“rubbish”
― Matt Stanton, Frog's Mystery Twin

“reaches”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Catastrophe

“with”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Get Licked

“Suddenly something grabs my legs! The Abominable Snowman? ‘Let go, Max! I’ve got you!’ It’s Kirby! She’s hugging my legs. SHE’S HUGGING ME!!! ‘Max! Let go!’ Kirby gives my legs a tug. I keep holding on tightly, although for the first time today I feel very thankful for pants that are two sizes too small. Otherwise Kirby might have accidentally pulled off my pants! ‘Let go, Max!’ Kirby shouts. If I let go, I’m going to fall. I know that’s the point, but it’s also quite hard to do. I don’t want to fall. I hate falling! ‘Ah . . . I’m not sure I can –’ I start to say when . . . YANK! Kirby pulls really hard on both my legs and I can’t possibly hold on any more. I let go of the chairlift! I fall! I see the sky! The snow! I’m gonna die! THUMP! ‘Oof! Max!”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Snowballs

“humiliation”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Prank Ninjas

“gave me a weird look because she’d squashed banana into her nappy.”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Next Level (A Funny Kid Novella): Australian Reading Hour Edition

“forgotten”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Kicks Butt

“No, he’s a person.”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Kicks Butt

“That’s the craziest thing I’ve”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Get Licked

“Pip ’ s not here. ‘You ’ re making this stuff up, Abby. Or you read some stupid thing on the internet and now you think you ’ re seeing dragons everywhere.’ I DIDN’T SEE IT, MAX. PIP DID! SO YOU CAN ACCUSE HER, IF YOU LIKE. ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY WON’T DO THAT, WILL YOU? BECAUSE YOU LUUURRRVVVEEE”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Prank Wars

“What’s wrong? HUGO? Are you all right?’ she asks, putting a hand on his shoulder and inspecting him as though one of his body parts might have fallen off. ‘Aw, sorry, Miss Sweet.’ Hugo blinks and smiles. ‘I’m fine. Just screaming.”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Spookytime