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“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem”
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“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
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“Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?”
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“Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”
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Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”
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“No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.”
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“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”
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“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”
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“One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.”
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“Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
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Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
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“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”
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“Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.”
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Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.”
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“Jack Sparrow: Take what ye can!
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!”
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Mr. Gibbs: Give nothin' back!”
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“Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”
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Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”
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“Nobody move! I dropped me brain.”
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“Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?”
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“Complications arose, ensued, were overcome”
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“Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?”
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“It's not so much the destination as it is the journey." -Captain Jack”
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“Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.”
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“You lied to me by telling me the truth?”
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“Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?”
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Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?”
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“What a man can do and what a man can't do”
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“Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.”
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Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.”
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“I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only!”
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“I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow!”
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“The seas might be rough, but I'm the Captain! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail.”
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“This rum is half gone. WHY is the rum gone? I will TELL you why the rum is gone. This half-empty cask, which as of last night was full of rum bound for England, rum entrusted to this vessel to be carried in her hold until we reach our destination, rum intended to be sold to the taverns and cellars of England, to slake English thirsts is gone because several members of this crew that stands before me, this same crew of misbegotten scurvy sea dogs, crept down into the hold and GUZZLED it!”
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“I'm afraid you have the misfortune of facing Captain Jack Sparrow! I am a Pirate Lord, and you are nothing!”
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“Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy, therefore I am not crazy, isn't that crazy?”
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“The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.”
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