Eryk Pruitt > Quotes

“They got another girl in Louisiana who robbed two college boys and put fish hooks in their ball sacks after stealing their car and all their money.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“She was like a redneck Yoko Ono.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“They wanted Jake dead for killing Chicken Bone?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“What the hell is a hashtag?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Two out of three wasn’t bad.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Ballad”
― Eryk Pruitt, Something Bad Wrong

“You saw his house. You saw those flags. Those people are capable of anything.”
― Eryk Pruitt, Something Bad Wrong

“Has it ever occurred to you that I only forget the things that don’t matter? When you get as old as I am, you have to focus only on the memories that are worth keeping.”
― Eryk Pruitt, Something Bad Wrong

“who may or may not have taken part in an insurrection on our government on January sixth.”
― Eryk Pruitt, Something Bad Wrong

“Do you understand why I prefer you to have a toy gun?”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“You have an accent. And it’s as Southern as stone-ground grits.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“He’s in the pisser right now because he drank a bunch of sodas and I seriously don’t think the kid’s got a bladder bigger than a plug nickel.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“Hashtag Sweet Melinda”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“I mean, the joke had Jesus in it and on account of him being a Muslim, he probably missed the point. What I’m saying is he didn’t laugh at it, so I shot the gun in the air.” Jake didn’t say anything.”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG

“You know, there’s some girl running all over Mississippi, stealing cars and beating the shit out of guys, taking their wallets. Everybody’s talking about her. Everybody’s trying to figure out her story. On Twitter, she has her own hashtag,”
― Eryk Pruitt, HASHTAG