Rob Baddorf > Quotes

“won't mention the bubbles in my mouth.”
― Rob Baddorf, Squeezed: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 7

“maids”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“But Signey knew some form of karate. Or dark magic. Before I could”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“And still alive, unless she has died standing up.”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“rich”
― Rob Baddorf, Lavish: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 2

“rocket launched out of the bazooka. And— KR-BOOOOM!”
― Rob Baddorf, Fighting Fear and Giants: Funny Christian Books for Kids 7-10

“(But just in case other cats read this account and need the help, I did find that scooching forward and using my backside as a broom nicely swept up each print. It wasn’t pretty but . . . it got the job done.)”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“wolves”
― Rob Baddorf, Charming: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 5

“Taylor.”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“And the iguana who wouldn’t stop licking the salt off his pretzels and then discarding them over a shoulder.”
― Rob Baddorf, Remembered: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 8

“Farther”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Signey always wanted to get her ears pierced. I guess for girls her age, that’s common. I see little point in it. After all, Madam used clip-on earrings her entire life. What’s wrong with that? But Terri had her ears pierced nearly a year ago. So, of course, Signey wanted her ears pierced as well. The problem was that every time Signey got close to her appointment, she would cancel it. Three times now. All canceled. “Kimberly, do you think I would look good with earrings?” Signey asked me one afternoon. “Yes,” I said, opening an eye from my nap. “Would I look good with diamond studs?” “You can never go wrong with diamonds, girlfriend.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“You could move your fingers back and forth.”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“I drifted gently upward like dandelion seeds on the wind. I wish. I rocketed up. That blasted window blind had the pull of a five-hundred-pound gorilla. My arm felt like it was close to popping loose. It didn’t. Unfortunately, what did pop loose was a scream. A loud one too. “AAAAAAAGH!”
― Rob Baddorf, Lavish: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 2

“Peckish,” for you more ignorant middle-class readers, means that the little chick that lives in your stomach is literally pecking your insides in order to eat. Actually, don’t quote me on that. I can’t verify that scientifically.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Nothing.”
― Rob Baddorf, Spoiled

“No, not underarm farting noises.”
― Rob Baddorf, Fighting Fear and Giants: Funny Christian Books for Kids 7-10

“Run for your lives!" I yelled. "The end of the world is nigh!" I wasn't exactly sure what "nigh" meant, but I had heard the phrase before. It rhymes with “bad guy” and “bow tie,” and both of those are terrible, so I figured it was okay to use here.”
― Rob Baddorf, Squeezed: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 7

“nodded like a dog before a meaty bone.”
― Rob Baddorf, Fighting Fear and Giants: Funny Christian Books for Kids 7-10

“A little pink hand that had probably just been up a nose or scratching near a diaper! “Kitty!” Stuart said as he grabbed me. A fistful of me! His sudden presence hadn’t scared me. It terrified me. “AHHHHH! HELP! HELP! I’M BEING MURDERED AND KILLED AT THE SAME TIME!”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“bad,”
― Rob Baddorf, Fighting Fear and Giants: Funny Christian Books for Kids 7-10

“WHAT?!" I yelled. "No, thank you very much! And I'll ask you to keep your opinions of how I sleep to yourself, thank you very much AGAIN!”
― Rob Baddorf, Squeezed: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 7

“me.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Something that a genuine lady would never do. Let me say that much. I can't bring myself to use the actual word, but men do it when it's hot outside. That, or when they are lumberjacks”
― Rob Baddorf, Charming: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 5

“cardboard box. On top of the dryer. On my LB. Lazing around the living room,”
― Rob Baddorf, Charming: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 5

“Simply charming!”
― Rob Baddorf, Charming: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 5

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
― Rob Baddorf, Royalty: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 4

“But the idea grew on me. I have always seen myself as a detective. I mean,”
― Rob Baddorf, Squeezed: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 7

“ledge.”
― Rob Baddorf, Operation Diamond Fall

“Pulling the speck out of someone else's eye.”
― Rob Baddorf, Switched: Kimberly the Cat Series. Family-friendly middle-grade fiction. Book 6