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“one-word answers. Fish.” “Chips.” “Ball.” “Chain.” “Black.” “White.” “Merrin.” “Mine.” I threw my handbag across the room.”
― Suck It Up
― Suck It Up
“Jarrod lies on the floor. It takes me a while to process the fact that his lips are locked with another man’s. That the other man, Edward, is fucking my husband up his backside.”
― Mine
― Mine
“Hickory Dickory Dock My family liked to mock The clock struck twelve On the mantle shelf And Ella took revenge on the lot.”
― Caging Ella
― Caging Ella
“Something strange is going on,” said Theo. “Only I find myself unable to concentrate as you are still rubbing my penis.”
― The Vampire Wants a Wife
― The Vampire Wants a Wife
“Oh, stop playing the victim, it’s getting old,’ I snap. ‘You’re transgender. Get in groups, deal with it. There are plenty of people with problems to face. I’m the mother of a dead baby. We all have masks to put on, faces to portray to the outside world. You’ve made yourself Lynne. Is she a pathetic victim who blames everyone else for things that result from her own actions? Because that’s how it seems. Exactly the same as Jarrod, and Inez before her. Anyway, I couldn’t give a fuck what you are. I didn’t want you dead, but I know I don’t want to see you ever again.”
― Mine
― Mine
“You fucked up my husband so badly he relinquished his whole self and became Inez Bonham.”
― Mine
― Mine
“Because I wanted her. Since the minute I’d set eyes on her in that restaurant I’d decided no other woman would do.”
― The Vampire Wants a Wife
― The Vampire Wants a Wife
“You’re right. I’m sorry, Shelley. There’s just something about her rubs me up the wrong way.” “Well we need to get you two rubbing up together the right way.” His eyes went wide, and I realised what I’d said. “Oh is that the time? I need to be at Jax’s. Excuse me, Henry.” I dashed from the room before I said anything else embarrassing.”
― Here for the Seer
― Here for the Seer
“No, my darling. I’m going to eat you.” “Well, thank the lord at least it’s my neck you’ll be feasting on and not my pussy because with how you slurped that ice cream, I do not want you anywhere near my private parts.” I mimicked him slurping.”
― Suck My Life
― Suck My Life
“It’s the ones who prey on us who shouldn’t be out. They should be locked up.”
― Caging Ella
― Caging Ella
“You can have lots of fun without being tied down,” Iris noted. “Actually, you can have lots of fun being tied down too.”
― Caging Ella
― Caging Ella





