A.O. Storm > Quotes

“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Goes To Work

“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Goes To A Concert

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Hosts a Dinner Party

“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Gets In Shape

“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Goes On Vacation

“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE”
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Gets Married