Eli Yance > Quotes

“Only idiots, dreamers and lovers stare, my mother used to say. And she doesn’t look much like a dreamer”
― Eli Yance

“The way I see it, all politicians are one of three things: liars, crooks or pricks.”
― Eli Yance, House 23

“We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”
― Eli Yance, House 23

“Cynical? No. Realistic. As far as I’m concerned all you politicians are a bunch of lying, cheating, crooked wankers. You spout a ton of bullshit about lowering taxes and crime and fixing the healthcare system, but when you get in power you do bugger all about anything. We don’t live in a democracy anymore, we have the right to vote, fair enough, but what exactly is the point in it? It’s always a vote between dickhead number one and dickhead number two. Which one are you?”
― Eli Yance, House 23

“People don’t tend to listen to the boring truth when someone else is spreading interesting lies.”
― Eli Yance, House 23

“One of the terrestrial channels he enjoyed so little was showing a war movie from the sixties, it was background noise and company; he didn’t care if the company was Nazi’s or Tom and Jerry.”
― Eli Yance, House 23