Kim Hunt Harris > Quotes

“I know. But guess what? You have to get through it to get past it. There’s no bridge over it.”
― Kim Hunt Harris, Middle Finger of Fate

“Being offended has replaced baseball as our greatest national pastime.”
― Kim Hunt Harris, The Trailer Park Princess with Unsightly Bulges

“In theory, the idea of eternity in heaven singing God’s praises sounds really good, but when I realize I have to go through the death part to get there, I’m not quite so enamored with the idea.”
― Kim Hunt Harris, Middle Finger of Fate

“toed”
― Kim Hunt Harris, The Trailer Park Princess is Caught in the Crotchfire

“You want to get through this.” “I want to get past this!” “I know. But guess what? You have to get through it to get past it. There’s no bridge over it.”
― Kim Hunt Harris, Middle Finger of Fate

“Those lines that bracketed his mouth were deeper, his neck was bigger around so his Adam’s apple no longer stuck out like someone had thrown a boomerang through the back of his neck.”
― Kim Hunt Harris, Middle Finger of Fate

“since I had Stump in the car and didn’t have anything to add to what was by now general knowledge — a white four-door sedan with four people”
― Kim Hunt Harris, The Trailer Park Princess is Caught in the Crotchfire