Avery Aster > Quotes

“I have to go home, Masi.
You are my home, bella. I am lost without you. He couldn’t speak. There were no words to recoil the loss consuming him. Massimo brought his hands up to her face. Kissing her one last time. He had to for his sanity. And he did with great passion, knowing he’d hurt her face when she kissed him back. But she did. He heard the cry in her throat as their tongues danced. Warm tears touched his palms as they continued to kiss. His fingertips were wet with sadness. He kept on kissing her. Unable to stop, he needed ten more seconds. Ti amo, I love you. Please don’t leave. I’ve waited my whole life for you. When he pulled his face back, she cried, and he realized he did also.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“Please do not masturbate while I do your feet. I cannot take another moaning horny white woman this week.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“You could have fucked me ’til your uncut, overexposed on the blogs, ‘too ginormous for my snatch’ pecker fell off. And I’d still no way never ever in a thousand years sell, loan, sample you my Easton. And to answer your question, I run my company with my pussy, and twenty-four other pussy-sporting employees. Easton girls do not allow dickheads or cocks in our fashion world. Period.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“You are the only woman I have ever made love to.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“Please do not—” Before he could argue with her any more to stay or persuade her he’d fix the situation, she’d picked up her bag and stalked out the door. He mumbled, “Leave me.”
Lex was gone.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“Your quick ‘no’ is because I refused to say ‘yes’ to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your—”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“Spare me. You don’t kiss period. But look at you. My, my, my. Aside from your bashed up face, you’re glowing. I haven’t seen you look happy in years.” Taddy studied her from top to bottom. “He slammed your pussy, didn’t he?” Taddy gunned for an answer. “The longtime Miss Prudence of Prudeville, my frigid friend, the “Big Apple
Starved for Sex” got her McIntosh plucked. Or should I say fucked and made into apple sauce.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“Gisaroli is no better than Donatella. You're both knockin' Easton off all whilst waving your dicks in my face.”
― Avery Aster, Undressed

“her fourth grade teacher was going to overlook the incident. Until Vive declared it was happy hour, pulled out a blender, taught the class how to make frozen daiquiris, and served them.”
― Avery Aster, Always & Forever Vive

“My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?”
― Avery Aster, The Bad Boys of Eden Anthology

“Whoever said that smart men were bad in bed clearly hadn’t been banged by Seneca Seminole.”
― Avery Aster, Always & Forever Vive

“Sometimes we keep the ones we love from knowing the truth about us, who we are, what we’ve done, because we don’t want to hurt them. In the long run, are we only making it worse?”
― Avery Aster, XO, Blake

“What the flip did I nickname him? Ah, yes, ‘the drill sergeant’.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Get the Hail Mary outta here.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“As Blake had once said, the girl was made of Teflon.”
― Avery Aster, Always & Forever, Vive

“Scared?” I nod. “There’s hung, and then there’s freaky-deaky. And you, my friend, are the latter.”  ”
― Avery Aster, Uncensored

“Easy. You lie on your back, hold onto your breasts to prevent them from falling east and west, put your legs up in the air, and pray, ‘Thank you, Jesus, for bringing me this tall sexy man.’ Then you take a pounding like a good girl,” Taddy replies. “Doesn’t”
― Avery Aster, Uncensored

“No More Big Daddies.
“It’s not my intention to be a diva. It just happens. I wake up like I’m flippin’ Beyoncé or something.” – Taddy Brill, CEO of Brill, Inc.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“From afar (think like a stalker), I loved Dale Carothers with all my heart,”
― Avery Aster, XO, Blake

“Red is the color for intensity, and I am a deep person, Kelly.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Brill girls showed off their waxed legs and air-brushed with self-tanner cleavage in Dior, Herve Leger, and Pucci outfits to the office. Kelly dressed modestly in Michael Kors, Calvin Klein, and Donna Karan—American and wholesome.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Watching others is the closest thing we have to a sex life.” Blake didn’t make any apologies for his frigid gay husband. “Taddy, at your nine o’clock on the fifty-ish floor, do you see what I see?”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Oh, His Anaconda, Seriously”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“What Monsieur Jérôme may not have remembered prior to pissing her off was something that happened the previous December.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Brill girls avoided her entire city block at all costs, stating they valued their life more than climbing any social ladder.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“She hoped DJ Dejon would spin more than vinyl to make Kiki dance.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Yes, darling. It’s not a torture chamber. It’s my pleasure room.” Yes, that’s a good way to phrase it to her.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Today for ‘show and tell’, your daughter brought in a bottle of Farnworth Firewater liquor.”
― Avery Aster, Always & Forever Vive

“It’s not my intention to be a diva. It just happens. I wake up like I’m flippin’ Beyoncé or something.” – Taddy Brill, CEO of Brill, Inc.”
― Avery Aster, Unscrupulous

“Everyone has their own cross to bear, they just might not wear it on their sleeve the way you do.”
― Avery Aster, Always & Forever, Vive