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“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.”
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“It is not the world's duty to make your day better.”
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“I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.”
John Cheese, Words Are Stupid
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“I know for an absolute fact that if I ate a meal at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants, I would be able to taste his anger.”
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“You don't want to completely change who you are you are to please other people. If they want you to change so much that you become someone else, they're probably not the right person for you.”
John Cheese, Words Are Stupid

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