Jen Frederick > Quotes

“We need condoms for the heart.”
― Jen Frederick, Unspoken

“if you do not want me to break your wrist with one squeeze of my hand, you will do two things immediately, First you will remove your hand from my woman's purse. Second, you will remove your hand from my shirt. It's attached to the body that belongs to the owner of the purse.”
― Jen Frederick, Last Hit

“I'm a bad bet, Sunshine, but if you're willing to give me a whirl around the ring, I'm yours. Because you've got me so twisted up inside that I barely know if up is down. I'm so inside my head that I'm coming out of my asshole. Have mercy on me.”
― Jen Frederick, Unspoken

“The Marines may have made me a man, but Grace made me human.”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“You know we've got it bad when a naked and gyrating Channing Tatum can't solve our problems.”
― Jen Frederick, Unspoken

“When you meet the girl who’ll be sitting on the front porch holding your hand when you’re eighty, you don’t let a thing like cool dismissive looks, big brothers, or fucking rules stand in your way.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“It’s easier to have a relationship with someone who isn’t there than someone who is.”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“If all I wanted was a quick lay, you and I both know I could get that without any effort. I want something more than that from you.”
“Welcome to disappointment. It’s character building.”
… “I’m not experienced, but I know when a girl is into me, and you're into me. You want to play it casual, then that's how we play it... for now. But fair warning, I'm bringing everything I’ve got to tear down your resistance. My specialty is reading plays and then overcoming the barriers.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“We don’t get to pick the family we’re born into,” he says into the quiet night. “But we do get to choose the family we live with. I choose you. You’re all that I’ll ever want.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“During Basic, sometimes you're so tired you can't even get up to piss. You're pushed beyond whatever limits you had set for yourself. You realize that your body can do things that you never imagined. But there are times when you don't think you can go on, and that's when your brother is there to lift you up and push you forward. He yells encouragement when the drill sergeant's yelling obscenities. You know that if you're ever caught by the enemy, your brothers will never stop looking for you. If you're hurt they'll help heal you. The Corps is a unit of many, not one, but dozens, thousands even, who have your back. You can smite one Marine, but a thousand will rose up to avenge him.”
― Jen Frederick, Unspoken

“We didn’t fall for each other. We fell into each other.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“I'm a big collector of things."
"Am I a thing?"
"No, you're my heart.”
― Jen Frederick, Losing Control

“They wished that someone would look at them like Bo looks at me, with unrestrained pride and love.”
― Jen Frederick, Unspoken

“Football players are all different, but their focus is the same— winning, whether it’s on the field or off.”
“Yeah,” Riley sighs. “It’s the same everywhere. Most of the guys I’ve met just want to hook up.”
“I think I’d marry the first guy who hit on me in the bookstore.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“Masters, this won’t go anywhere.”
He draws back slightly and frowns. “Is that how you think of me? As Masters? I’m not your teammate.”
“I’m not anything to you.”
The side of his mouth quirks up. “That’s what you think.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“Trust me to know my own feelings. Don't assume you know what's best for me.”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“I want you, bunny, and I'll have you. This will be the last night you cry alone.”
― Jen Frederick, Losing Control

“Unhealthy realities can be constructed out of imaginary occurrences as a coping strategy disguised as wish fulfillment,”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“There are two rules for dating you should never forget. One, he should be strong enough so you can have sex standing up and two, never, ever date a guy who could wear your jeans.”
― Jen Frederick, Unraveled

“No. I wish you actually had a high-powered vibrator in your room instead of the sewing machine. I can’t hump that, can I?”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He’s confident but not arrogant. He’s funny, able to laugh at himself, and… shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked

“Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. I’m an only child. I don’t like to share. Won’t share. Don’t believe in sharing.”
― Jen Frederick, Jockblocked

“Masters: Situation appears dire. Look around. Do you see any adults?
Me: My ball size indicates I’m the adultest thing here.
Me: I haven’t been rejected this hard since I tried to block the punt in that game against OSU last semester.

Masters: My wife says rejection is good for you. Makes you mentally tough.

Me: You love saying that phrase “my wife.”

Masters: You bet your fat ass I do.

Me: You don’t think it’s completely strange that you’re 21 and acting like a Taylor Swift song?

Masters: Bro, sorry you feel left out. Stop by later and I’ll give you a hug.

Me: Fuck off.

Masters: I have MY WIFE to do that for me. Thanks, though. Hug still stands. I’ll even let you smell me. MY WIFE says I smell delicious.

Me: I’ve smelled you before, which is why I’m not sure how you convinced Ellie to marry you. She must have defective olfactory senses.

Masters: Me and MY defective WIFE will be getting it on tonight. While u have only Rosie Palm.

Me: Don’t worry. I get plenty of variety. Left-hand Laura sometimes steps in.

Masters: Heard you were out with Josie Weeks. Be careful. She eats little linebackers like you for breakfast.

And the fact that I don’t even want to make a sexually charged comeback tells me exactly how I feel about Josie. Hope she doesn’t mind being just study partners.”
― Jen Frederick, Jockblocked

“I’m not getting married. I plan to live a life of bachelorette-hood. I’ll be eccentric, have nine cats, and wear blue eye shadow and fur in the summer,”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“I'd wait forever for you, Tiny. If you don't believe it now, you will when you're still stuck with me fifty years from now.”
― Jen Frederick, Losing Control

“I can see my future in your eyes, Tiny”
― Jen Frederick, Losing Control

“Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“She might protest that we were just friends, but I was starting to think she liked my show of possessiveness. I’d try to keep to only small doses until I built up her tolerance for me.”
― Jen Frederick, Undeclared

“Hammer continues as if I haven’t said a word. “According to these Tantric sex gurus, you can make a girl come just by breathing on her.”

I raise a skeptical eyebrow. “Breathing? I don’t think any woman is having an orgasm even if I gusted tornado winds into her pussy.”

“Not with that attitude you won’t.”
― Jen Frederick, Jockblocked

“Laughing, I lean over and kiss him on the cheek. “You can fill me in later at the hotel room, and I'll be in the proper position to say yes.”
― Jen Frederick, Sacked