Liz de Jager > Quotes

“Heaven is food.”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“I just about prevent myself from laughing, but the information that coffee is basically faery Viagra just totally took the wind out of my sails.”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“You never know how things are going to work out or where you're going to end up once you start running around following your gut instinct.”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“Letitia gets extremely pissed off when we're late with reports. It's you she coddles, as you're the baby."

Kyle scowls at his elder brother. "She doesn't coddle."
"She does. She pinches your cheeks," Megan says with her mouth full of pastry.

"That's abuse," Kyle counters. "I've told her to stop.”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“If the bedbugs bite, bite back.”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“I owe you a life debt, Kit Blackhart - Thorn”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“For the guardian of the realms, you're really a bit of an idiot, aren't you?
- Kit”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“He did a crazy thing, Kit. He turned into a dragon. And then set the forest on fire to protect us. He went up against a small army to keep you safe.
- Dante”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“Werewolves hold territories, and these territories are where they are strongest. You want to fight a werewolf? You lure him away from where he has the home advantage. You throw him off balance and you take the opportunity to hurt him as much as you can. You don't attack him in his own lair. That's just stupidity.”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“What are we doing in the morning?'
'Saving Thorn, killing Istvan and banishing these Elder Gods back to their prison where they belong.'
Crow's face is thoughtful in the half-light.
'I think I like you,' he says, his tone serious. 'Are you sure you aren't part Sidhe?”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“My plan was just... you know - go to that address, kick ass and take your brothers back."
"How are you two still alive?”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“They made a vow.'
…
'Vows that are made need to be kept,' I say past the tissues. 'And people never remember that. They forget that words have power and so do promises.”
― Liz de Jager, Vowed

“As above, so below.
- Thorne”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“Congratulations on your success! We are very proud of you. Welcome to the madness. Now, just keep staying alive! - Megan”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“Ah, an actual Blackhart. And you've brought a friend?... He doesn't smell of you blood, Kit. Who is he?'
'He's a Spook,' I say and watch her recoil as if she's just stepped in fox droppings. She's at my side in a flash.
'And you're talking to it?”
― Liz de Jager, Vowed

“Are you the real Kit Blackhart?" she demands, leaning close. She sticks her tongue out and actually licks my cheek. "No, you still taste like her.”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“I don't sniff drugs. And I never will. Or smoke. Or inject. Trust me. My life is screwed up enough as it is - I don't need chemicals to help me along.
- Kit”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“So, in other words, we tore our world apart to get rid of these gods. And they were very bad gods, right?' I say, just to be clear. 'Not just messing around and having funsies with their adoring followers but truly wicked and vile?”
― Liz de Jager, Banished

“Holy hell, just let the earth swallow me now.
- Kit”
― Liz de Jager, Judged

“What I can do isn't normal. Humans don't have magic."
"How do you know?”
― Liz de Jager, Judged