Si Robertson > Quotes

“Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!”
― Si Robertson

“I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.”
― Si Robertson

“Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson

"Oh, that's just a suggestion.”
― Si Robertson

“Conversely, some of the most educated idiots I’ve ever met have a master’s degree or PhD. They couldn’t pour urine out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!”
― Si Robertson

“Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.”
― Si Robertson

“Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here.”
― Si Robertson

“I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper—with fire at one end and an idiot at the other!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”
― Si Robertson

“Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!”
― Si Robertson

“Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts.”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Proverbs 3:5–6, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle