Jacquel Chrissy May > Quotes

“In other news, Aang dominates on “Are You Smarter Than the Fire Nation”. Bella Swan becomes engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Edward Cullen, and unceremoniously sends Jacob Black to the “friend zone”. Pop star Candy Cane trades her controversial career for being a housewife (which was a move that is very unpopular with many of her young fans), and Jacquel Rassenworth is still the Internet’s biggest fame-nut (cue APPLAUSE).”
― Jacquel Chrissy May, The Summer of Our Discontent

“And I kind of like the Teen Rebels; they seem to be better than the Bullying Trio. Still, watch your backs, rebels!”
― Jacquel Chrissy May, The Summer of Our Discontent

“What if I can’t be their hero? What if I’m destined to be the villain?~attributed to Harry Potter”
― Jacquel Chrissy May, Harry Potter Redux

“I say haven’t we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say!”
― Jacquel Chrissy May, The Summer of Our Discontent

“Warthogpox High School was the worst school in the city of Wyvernwing, and Harry Hames Moffer was its most infamous student.”
― Jacquel Chrissy May