Sherrye Pomeroy > Quotes

“It looked like a Tuscan villa had mated with a Home Depot and the offspring were decidedly feral.”
― Sherrye Pomeroy, I'm Not Cleaning a Weather Balloon

“The exact path of smoke from my cigarette which caused my neighbor to cross-dress.”
― Sherrye Pomeroy, I'm Not Cleaning a Weather Balloon

“The same few people rotated through the positions like a game of musical chairs played in slow motion by people who didn’t like music or chairs.”
― Sherrye Pomeroy, I'm Not Cleaning a Weather Balloon

“He had leased a one-bedroom place for $1600 a month, but unfortunately, it was located inside his apartment.”
― Sherrye Pomeroy, I'm Not Cleaning a Weather Balloon

“Governing Fauxpointe Estates was like herding feral cats who’d been given clipboards.”
― Sherrye Pomeroy, I'm Not Cleaning a Weather Balloon