Steve Cole > Quotes

“Ah, if only we were born roaring with laughter and took that emotional template through life with us! Whoever's in charge seriously messed up somewhere. I can only hope that right now, that selfsame Whoever is wryly relating their cock-up to some celestial colleague, who responds: 'Hey, you should put that in a book. LOL!”
― Steve Cole

“Fanny snarled. “She would never agree to help a talking, part-metal bull carry out his evil plans in exchange for cash – unlike me!” “Of course,” McMoo realized. “When Seymour Bushes went to the outside toilet he shouted Eliza’s name because he thought you were her. You were hiding inside!” She nodded proudly. “I went there as soon as I’d sneaked in and slipped the moo-der card in his paper –”
― Steve Cole, The Victorian Moo-ders

“P’haps because, out of all the life forms I’ve ever met, human beings are the … lifiest.' The Doctor swung her legs off the table and leaned forward. 'Here's how it is. I don't only care about the people of this planet. I happen to protect them.”
― Steve Cole, Doctor Who: Combat Magicks

“Not my tunnel,”
― Steve Cole, The Forest of Evil

“disapproval. “I remember reading”
― Steve Cole, The Hatching Horror

“nonfiction book titles for various publishers. He is the author of the hugely successful Astrosaurs, Cows in Action, Astrosaurs Academy and Slime Squad series.”
― Steve Cole, The Carnivore Curse

“identical!” “Except Eliza is a sick-making goodie-goodie and I’m not,” Fanny snarled. “She would never agree to help a talking, part-metal bull carry out his evil plans in exchange for cash – unlike me!” “Of course,” McMoo realized. “When Seymour Bushes went to the outside toilet he shouted Eliza’s name because he thought you were her. You were hiding inside!” She nodded proudly. “I went there as soon as I’d sneaked in and”
― Steve Cole, The Victorian Moo-ders

“As they departed, one of the fallen soldiers twitched dead muscles in his dead neck. Slowly lifted his dead head. Watched them go, through dead eyes.”
― Steve Cole, Doctor Who: Combat Magicks

“Those are”
― Steve Cole, World War Moo

“But wishing things were different is the refuge of the weak-minded. The strong take change into their own hands.”
― Steve Cole, Strike Lightning

“Until I act on all I've learned, I've achieved nothing.”
― Steve Cole

“ground”
― Steve Cole, The Forest of Evil

“Suffering was a part of life, but how you chose to deal with it was down to you.”
― Steve Cole, Strike Lightning

“RES VERA REIQUE IMAGO RE ALTIOR AEQUE PETENDAE”
― Steve Cole, Shoot To Kill