R.S. Burnett > Quotes

“For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I’ll ever see him again or wishing that I won’t but wishing that when I do see him again he finally feels the same way that I do.”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“Do you two have history?”
“We used to friends”
“Used to be?”
“When I left, I never wanted to see him again”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“I'm not going to let you walk out on me again.”
“I'm not walking out on you Tucker. I'm walking out on us.”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“So no I'm not perfect. I'm still as fucked up as I always was, the only difference is that now I'm happy with it. I accept it and make the best of it.”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“Politeness never was one of your strong points”

“Bitch was always one of yours though”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?”
“Huh … it’s kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“I need to breathe” I manage to get out, his hold on me loosens slightly.
“I need you”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again”

“Babe, you were naked”

“Yeah well it worked so get over it”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“Why don’t you tell people what happened last night”
“You slept on the sofa!”
“And why is that?”
“Because you’re .... incompetent”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues.
“You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either”
― R.S. Burnett, Wanna Bet?

“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously.
“Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits you give me removed” I answer back not missing a beat.
“Just friends it is then” he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch.”
― R.S. Burnett, Wanna Bet?

“I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn’t do anything with her after last night, this morning and this afternoon, second shot. Although he is all over her and has been since we got here, third shot. Maybe I didn’t drop my knickers quick enough, fourth shot. He’s probably laughing at me for everything I told him about the dream and stuff I wince and slam the now empty jager bomb glass down.”
― R.S. Burnett, Wanna Bet?

“They’re serious”

“Well I hope so, they are getting married”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“You could refer to me as god and the odd curtsey wouldn’t go a miss either”
― R.S. Burnett, Wanna Bet?

“Baby that’s impossible, you can’t give him something you don’t have. That man who just walked out of this house, he’s the one who has the majority of it. Chris, he only has the tiny pieces that were left behind when it got broken”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you”
― R.S. Burnett, Wanna Bet?

“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one of his ex’s I don’t think she will be anymore”

“What did you tell her?”

“I didn’t tell her anything. Just that we dated a few years ago and it meant nothing”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“Did I mention how much I’ve missed you?”
― R.S. Burnett, Bet Me

“Did you know Kyle’s back?”

"Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply have to get him into my bed faster than a stripper looses her inhibitions.”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost

“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots”
― R.S. Burnett, A Little Lost