Charles Busch > Quotes

“Confused and horny. That's a rotten combination.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“I was shocked at these latent heterosexual feelings.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“Later I was told two people fainted in the crush and a child was conceived.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“I wasn't playing an Atlantean hooker to further my career.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“The height of humiliation is to be booted out of a Chinese restaurant in full Judy Garland drag.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“I just get tired sometimes of being the big lunk with the tits and the hot ass.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“She didn't even notice that we nearly crash-landed atop two nude lesbians playing Scrabble.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“If I didn't humiliate Wilma, she'd quit. Has any homemaker ever had such a servant dilemma?”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“I, however, continued to wave to the crowd like a beauty queen from Hell.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel

“Class tells." He threw his head back in a drugged stupor and farted uncontrollably.”
― Charles Busch, Whores of Lost Atlantis: A Novel