Tom Doig > Quotes

“the Marmots of Impure Thinking were being banished by the Bicycle Wheel of Truth”
― Tom Doig, Moron to Moron: Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mongolian Misadventure

“Little wonder I am celebrated by in-flight magazines everywhere as 'The Richard Branson of the Dark Ages”
― Tom Doig, Moron to Moron: Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mongolian Misadventure

“Cycling, like masturbation, is fun and easy to do - sometimes all day long.”
― Tom Doig, Moron to Moron: Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mongolian Misadventure

“A peasant with gold is still a peasant”
― Tom Doig, Moron to Moron: Two Men, Two Bikes, One Mongolian Misadventure