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“HOW TO FOIL A UFO ABDUCTION 1. Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly. 2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you. 3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.”
― Joshua Piven, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel

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“swatting at the bees only makes them angrier.”
― Joshua Piven, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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