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“It is a scientific fact that the crack between the stove and the kitchen counter serves as a kind of voracious black hole, sucking in all falling objects within a meter radius.”
― Jared Gulian, Moon Over Martinborough: From Michigan to the Wairarapa

tags: humor

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