Matthew Kadish > Quotes

“In the entire history of the universe, there are many tales worth telling. ”
― Matthew Kadish, Earthman Jack vs. the Ghost Planet

“GRAPTHAAR!!!”
― Matthew Kadish, Earthman Jack vs. The Secret Army

“You wanna buy some death sticks?” the man asked, conspiratorially. “Um... what are death sticks?” asked Jack, struggling to get his brain to focus. “It's an incredibly addictive drug that'll dramatically shorten your lifespan each time you take it.” “So… it'll kill me?” “Oh, most definitely.” “Why in the world would I want to buy something like that?” The dealer blinked at Jack as though that thought had never occurred to him before.  “Hmmmm... maybe that's why I don't sell many of them,” mumbled the dealer.  “I'm gonna go home and rethink my life.” The”
― Matthew Kadish, Earthman Jack vs. The Secret Army

“You should see the other guy,” responded Rionknidis.”
― Matthew Kadish, Earthman Jack vs. the Conclave of Corruption

“Daggit, man, I’m a doctor. Not an optimist.”
― Matthew Kadish, Earthman Jack vs. the Conclave of Corruption