River Jaymes > Quotes

“Jesus had two Dads and he turned out okay.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."

Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing."

The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Alec sounded defeated. "You just don't know when to shut up, do you?"

"It's a gift," Dylan said.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Did you at least get the maintenance history on the bike?” “Uh…” Alec scratched the back of his neck. “It was kind of an impulse buy.” “Candy, gum, and porno magazines are impulse buys,” Dylan said drily. “Not motorcycles.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Because I didn’t fall in love with you again, Memphis,” he said quietly. “I just never stopped.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“No trouble at all. I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."

Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alec doesn't have a sex swing."

The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Of course, when the personal life sucked, delusion held a certain appeal.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“What does that even mean?” Agitated, Dylan strode a few steps away before turning to pace back. “Fifty percent gay? Fifty percent straight? Can I be ninety percent of one? Ten percent of another? I’m not part this or part that. I’m just me.” He came to a halt in front of Alec. “A hundred percent whole me.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Con: his ex-boyfriend was seriously hot, but right now he looked angry and intent on making him pay. Pro: his ex-boyfriend was seriously hot, and right now he looked angry and intent on making him pay. And all Memphis could think was about damn time.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“How long did it take for you to ‘embrace yourself’?” Ky asked. “I was five years old at least.” “That long, huh?” he said, lips quirked. Noah adopted the fake innocent look he seemed to favor. “What?” he said. “Kindergarten was a pivotal year for me.” Hunh.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Makeover

“After all this time, your mind still resides firmly in the gutter, Dylan Booth.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Noah grinned as he watched the procedure. "That never fails to amuse me," he said, turning to Alec. Isn't he just the butchiest thing you've ever seen?”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“The clamp around his chest grew tighter, and Alec pretended to remain calm. “You’re not the first man who’s struggled with his sexual orientation.” “My orientation is irrelevant to this conversation.” “I think it’s very relevant. I think you’re afraid to admit you’re bisexual.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Well,” Ky murmured. “That was easy.”
“Easy is my middle name,” he murmured back.
“I thought it was princess?”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Makeover

“When I introduce you to these doctors, do I get to drop the ex from the front of ex-boyfriend?” A sharp laugh shot from Tyler’s mouth, and he looked so surprised by the sound that Memphis had to grin. Tyler finally tipped his head, his expression softening. “You’d better.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“Screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“The quiet ones are always the kinkiest.”
― River Jaymes, Brad's Bachelor Party

“This violated his personal KISS rule: Keep It Shallow, Stupid.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Makeover

“Maybe because nothing screams ‘I’m a real boy’ more than a blatant disregard for the law.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“Tyler’s words were almost too thick to get out. “I don’t want to have to live without him again.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“Memphis broke their kiss. “Still my submissive bitch, huh?” he said, dimples flashing. “Always,” Tyler said with a grin”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“I was thinking maybe…sometime…” Good God, a heart attack felt like a real possibility. “I was hoping that you would park more than your motorcycle in my garage.”
Ky stared at him with the frown that represented confusion. “Is that a sexual innuendo?”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Makeover

“Everyone made you uncomfortable.” In part a product of a screwier-than-usual screwed-up childhood, Memphis supposed. There was a split-second pause before Tyler answered. “True,” he said. “Everyone but you.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“Dry humping?” Cole rolled his eyes in exasperation, with that hint of fondness that Brad didn’t deserve. “You have such a juvenile way with words.” “What the hell would you call it, then? Grinding? Rubbing one out?” “The technical term is frottage.”
― River Jaymes, Brad's Bachelor Party

“Even if I’d known everything ahead of time, even if you were only going to be around for another six months or six weeks or six days , I still wouldn’t do anything differently. Because I didn’t fall in love with you again , Memphis,” he said quietly. “I just never stopped.”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Mandate

“Topping is like the Sky Rocket of roller-coasters, but bottoming is like a wild ride on the Screamin’ Demon Express. I promise, you’ll love it.”
― River Jaymes

“I spent a lot of years wondering what it’d be like to do the things that dating couples do,” Ky began slowly, not meeting his eyes. He gave a small shrug. “Have a drink at a bar. See a movie at the movie theater. Hold my boyfriend’s hand in public.” Noah’s”
― River Jaymes, The Boyfriend Makeover