Nelson Chereta > Quotes

“So, you invented a god just to practice lying?!” “Yes.” “And a religion?” “Naturally, the two go hand in hand. It’s not that difficult, you should try it some time.”
― Nelson Chereta, The Rabbit Great and Terrible

“14)    Ladies, if a guy leaves you a voice mail that says 'I had a good time with you' what he REALLY means is 'I had a good time with you.' Ladies, please stop searching for secret meanings in what we say. We're men; we're not that clever.”
― Nelson Chereta, 101 Pieces of Advice for Idiots, Losers, and Guys with Really Tiny Penises

“Success doesn’t really mean much when there’s no competition.”
― Nelson Chereta, Dr. Anarchy's Rules for World Domination: Or How I Became God-Emperor of Rhode Island

“We’re actually happy with things just as they are. Conquering more land would just mean the seven families would be at each other’s throats over how to divide up the spoils. We don’t want to conquer the world, we just want the world to think we want to conquer them so they don’t try and conquer us.”
― Nelson Chereta, The (sort of) Dark Mage

“Any idiot can tell the truth. It requires skill, a good memory, and a talent for improvisation to invent a story and make people believe it.”
― Nelson Chereta, The (sort of) Dark Mage

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― Nelson Chereta, The [sort of] Dark Mage