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“In 2007 I actually wrote part of a novel, but then something flew past the window in my study and I got distracted and made a picture frame out of shells instead.”
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“We were in danger of having our eyes poked out on a daily basis, and we looked straight hair dead in the eye by not eating our bread crusts. This was also before they found a cure for getting overheated.
We also faced getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the cold cement wall in front of the school, having permanently crossed eyes from making faces, and getting pinworms from playing with kids whose parents and addresses we didn’t know.”
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We also faced getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the cold cement wall in front of the school, having permanently crossed eyes from making faces, and getting pinworms from playing with kids whose parents and addresses we didn’t know.”
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“Don’t we baby boomers have enough to feel old about, without having to see the top strap of a thong every time a salesgirl bends over to find the flannel nightgowns in our size?”
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“The low number of women’s restroom stalls did more for reducing unwanted pregnancies and STDs than anything else in the ‘80s, since it was hard for guys to pick up drunk college girls, when we all had to go to the bathroom so bad.”
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“The more doubts I have about getting in the HOV lane to heaven, the more I think my chances are better going for the Miss Congeniality award in purgatory.”
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“Being in the high school parking lot has actually screwed up my relationship with Jesus, because of the mean thoughts I formulate about teenagers who won’t move their Size 0 asses out of the way of my car.”
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