Better Hero Army > Quotes

“It was getting on Tiffany’s nerves. She didn’t need a drill sergeant. What she needed was a pair of pants. The dress only inhibited her legs. “Why do I have to wear this stupid dress?” Tiffany snapped. “Because you’re tailless,” D.K. replied evenly. “If you had a tail, you wouldn’t need a sail between your legs to help steer. When your wings get bigger, you won’t need the gown. Be thankful you’re not wingless, too. Now, try again.” I’d rather be wingless.”
― Better Hero Army, Girlgoyle

“Tiffany tried to reason her way out of having wings. They weren’t real. This was a crazy dream that she’d wake from at any moment. She pinched herself and held her breath, but nothing changed the fact that the woman in red, whose skin was unmistakably the color of granite, didn’t go away, nor did her wings, nor did the dream. I want to go home! But she was still stuck in this room.”
― Better Hero Army, Girlgoyle

“commitment”
― Better Hero Army, Wingless

“gargoyle code?”
― Better Hero Army, Girlgoyle

“Beyond those walls were the Plague States, biter territory, or most commonly called hell.”
― Better Hero Army, The Midamerica Zombie Half-Breed Experiment

“baton,”
― Better Hero Army, Girlgoyle

“You’re tailless, so you’re never going to be part of the Seraphim, but you’ve got wings, and that means that right now we need you in the other world. Badly.”
― Better Hero Army, Girlgoyle