Beverley Watts > Quotes

“Emily wasn’t aware that only the quick thinking of the dinosaur in question had, early on in their naval career, saved her husband from a potentially horrible fate involving a Thai prostitute who’d actually turned out to be a man…”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory

“In fact under normal circumstances, if you see me running, it’s a strong indication that you should probably run too, because the chances are that something nasty is chasing me…”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory

“females”
― Beverley Watts, Grace

“Dotty…”
― Beverley Watts, Lasting Victory

“When happiness came knocking, the only sane thing to do was to throw open the door and grasp it heart and soul.”
― Beverley Watts, Grace

“size”
― Beverley Watts, Temperance

“How about her voice? Can she sing?” “Like a strangled cat.”
― Beverley Watts, Grace

“One should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”
― Beverley Watts, Hope

“chuckled.”
― Beverley Watts, Hope

“ask a”
― Beverley Watts, Chasing Victory

“This my daughter Victory. She’s thirty two, still lives at home and her job is err, well err, I reckon she pretty much titivates people’s houses for a living.”
― Beverley Watts, Claiming Victory

“Duchess looked”
― Beverley Watts, Prudence

“Which was often, given the fact that the current Mrs. Shackleford spent most of the day recumbent on the parlour’s chaise longue.”
― Beverley Watts, Grace